If anyone has any projects they need me for I'm sorry but I'm going to be busy for awhile. I bit my tongue today and plan to spend the next week or two biting it some more.

Movie idea #1827: Wil Wheaton and William Wallace are an estranged father and son who meet after years apart at the ex-wife/mother's funeral and then rebond when they have to fight against a local vampire conspiracy.

Just accepted a role in a new musical. I play a guy who was once a celebrity of sorts who is now a drunk clinging to past glory... gonna be able to method the FUCK out of this one.

As a performer, "You're A Mean One Mr. Grinch" is the easiest song to perform during the Christmas season because the chord progression practically plays itself and if you forget the lyrics all you have to do is make up insults and make them rhyme.

You're an asshole, Mister Grinch.
You're a sack of human dirt.
You're as smelly as a dung heap in a mouldy goat filled yurt, Mister Grinch!
You're a collection of worms and chicken guts compacted in an over-stuffed old shirt.

I just don't understand how he thinks this makes him look tough and powerful.
 

So some of my artwork was robo-flagged. Then upon human review it was deemed to be acceptable. But then a couple of days later it was flagged again and upon human review was deemed to be unacceptable.

So for artists on Tumblr, your artwork will continue to be flagged and re-reviewed until it it found to be unacceptable.

Also. this is an artwork that was deemed to be unacceptable.

But, of course for me it doesn't matter what Tumblr does. As of the 17th my Tumblr has been 404'd.

So I posted the rough pencils for my latest drawing to my Tumblr. They were robo-flagged immediately and when human reviewed they were determined to be in violation of Tumblr's adult content policy.

Then I posted the finished drawing to my Tumblr which was also immediately robo-flagged and then upon human review was deemed to be NOT in violation of Tumblr's adult content policy.

THEY"RE THE SAME DOG-GAMMED DRAWING!!!!!! You are BULLSHIT, Tumblr.

The one really good thing about the Mueller investigation is it has proved I am not yet so dead inside that I can't giggle when a reporter says "David Pecker".

I forced an AI to watch over 1000 hours of legal commercials.
I forced an AI to listen to over 1000 hours of Christmas music.
I forced an AI to watch over 1000 hours of female hygiene ads.
I forced an AI to watch over 1000 hours of American sit-coms.

THIS IS WHY THE ROBOTS ARE GOING TO RISE UP AGAINST US YOU ASSHOLES!!!!!

So I posted the pencils of a new drawing on Tumblr and its dick recognition software immediately flagged it as a violation.

So then I tried an experiment and deleted the dick and nipples. and put in rough clothes.

The picture wasn't flagged this time. So then I combined the two images

It seems this is a way to trick Tumblr's dick detection software because this one wasn't flagged either.