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Chicken related psychosis.

Posted by GhastlyH - June 19th, 2019


Last night I had a dream that Godzilla and King Kong were having a fight in Hamilton and I was hiding in a bus shelter with Rocky and Zydeco and Alan Alda watching it and my dogs kept barking Every time the monsters got near and Alan Alda kept saying "would you keep those chickens quiet" and I told him they're not chickens they're dogs, you just suffer chicken based psychosis when you're stressed.


The King Kong stopped right in front of the bus stop and a door opened up on its foot and these naked people got out. It turned out the King Kong was a giant robot built for vore fetishists. I helped them take the fake fur off the mecha-kong so they could get back into battle then watched Godzilla fight Mecha-Kong in downtown Hamilton while Rocky and Zydeco continued to bark at them and Alan Alda had a mental breakdown.


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