Last night I had a dream I went to Port Dover with John and everyone was being really mean to me and I couldn't figure out why. All the store keepers and restaurant staff were rude and dismissive of me and people were either shunning me or telling me what a shitty person I am and I had no idea why. But then I found out the Ricardo Montalban had bought CHNR 1600 and was using the radio station to broadcast 24/7 his rants about what a thoroughly shitty person I was. As luck would have it he was on the beach at Port Dover doing a live remote broadcast where he'd stop people on the beach to either ask them why they thought I was a terrible waste of skin or stop people to tell them why he though I was a terrible waste of skin.

So I came up to him and everyone is booing and hissing at me and I asked him "why are you doing this to me Ricardo? What have I ever done to you?"

He (dressed in his Fantasy Island white suit) told me he was angry because of that one Ghastly's Ghastly Comic strip I did about him. So I told him that everyone has completely forgotten about that strip by now and that my old webcomic is virtually unknown and all you're doing by venting about the strip is making people remember it even existed in the first place. It would be long forgotten about if you didn't launch this hate campaign about me. But it didn't matter and I ended up getting run out of Port Dover by an angry crowd and I remember thinking "I've got to go find a dream where Ricardo Montalban hasn't made everyone hate me". So I was somewhat aware of the fact I was dreaming but man was I ever depressed as fuck when I woke up and thought Ricardo Montalban had made all of Norfolk County hate me because of that comic strip I drew about it.

Then I remembered that I never did a comic strip about Ricardo Montalban but I did have a strip planned that was going to be The Wrath of Loli-Khan where Khan and Kirk were going to be two moe frenemies who bully each other and try to foil each other's plans and the idea was you weren't going to ever be sure if one was a loli and the other a shota or vice versa. The idea for the characters eventually morphed into Sholi and Lota. So I guess in my dream reality I did the strip as I had originally planned and made a lifelong enemy of Ricardo Montalban.